<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1342932139820314405</id><updated>2011-04-21T17:21:34.294-07:00</updated><category term='Elfvita'/><category term='Damn.'/><title type='text'>WE HAVE THE ELF</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wehavetheelf.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1342932139820314405/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wehavetheelf.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Tom Rekus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05536763745634888809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1342932139820314405.post-1742796837294977393</id><published>2006-12-11T12:45:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-11T12:49:26.137-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Elfvita'/><title type='text'>Here's a new wrinkle</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_KVxvQB7m8Co/RX3EReFiA8I/AAAAAAAAABs/FfGW6JfYv8Y/s1600-h/Changed.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_KVxvQB7m8Co/RX3EReFiA8I/AAAAAAAAABs/FfGW6JfYv8Y/s320/Changed.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5007374165118944194" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are three major centers for transsexual surgery - Johns Hopkins, University of Minnesota, and Columbus Medical Center.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1342932139820314405-1742796837294977393?l=wehavetheelf.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wehavetheelf.blogspot.com/feeds/1742796837294977393/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1342932139820314405&amp;postID=1742796837294977393' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1342932139820314405/posts/default/1742796837294977393'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1342932139820314405/posts/default/1742796837294977393'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wehavetheelf.blogspot.com/2006/12/heres-new-wrinkle.html' title='Here&apos;s a new wrinkle'/><author><name>Tom Rekus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05536763745634888809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_KVxvQB7m8Co/RX3EReFiA8I/AAAAAAAAABs/FfGW6JfYv8Y/s72-c/Changed.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1342932139820314405.post-1940044684866989056</id><published>2006-12-10T16:08:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-10T16:14:50.596-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Damn.'/><title type='text'>Oh damn, its not working.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_KVxvQB7m8Co/RXyibuFiA6I/AAAAAAAAABU/oTpynPezsig/s1600-h/Damn.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_KVxvQB7m8Co/RXyibuFiA6I/AAAAAAAAABU/oTpynPezsig/s320/Damn.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5007055482840548258" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Huge setback today.  Elfie's true nature has resurfaced.  Damn, damn,damn.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1342932139820314405-1940044684866989056?l=wehavetheelf.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wehavetheelf.blogspot.com/feeds/1940044684866989056/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1342932139820314405&amp;postID=1940044684866989056' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1342932139820314405/posts/default/1940044684866989056'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1342932139820314405/posts/default/1940044684866989056'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wehavetheelf.blogspot.com/2006/12/oh-damn-its-not-working.html' title='Oh damn, its not working.'/><author><name>Tom Rekus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05536763745634888809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_KVxvQB7m8Co/RXyibuFiA6I/AAAAAAAAABU/oTpynPezsig/s72-c/Damn.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1342932139820314405.post-3232334212842357821</id><published>2006-12-09T17:24:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-09T17:38:24.727-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Elfie is adapting quite nicely</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_KVxvQB7m8Co/RXtjR-FiA5I/AAAAAAAAABI/obb77sctn-0/s1600-h/hostage+joins.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_KVxvQB7m8Co/RXtjR-FiA5I/AAAAAAAAABI/obb77sctn-0/s320/hostage+joins.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5006704571127563154" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I said to Elfie recently, "You'd be more comfortable if you relaxed with yourself! We don't invent our  natures, they're issued to us with our lungs and pancreas and everything else.  Why fight it?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He want to be a sweet creature, but his pathology is a thousand times more savage and more terrifying. He wants  to be reborn you see.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1342932139820314405-3232334212842357821?l=wehavetheelf.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wehavetheelf.blogspot.com/feeds/3232334212842357821/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1342932139820314405&amp;postID=3232334212842357821' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1342932139820314405/posts/default/3232334212842357821'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1342932139820314405/posts/default/3232334212842357821'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wehavetheelf.blogspot.com/2006/12/elfie-is-adapting-quite-nicely.html' title='Elfie is adapting quite nicely'/><author><name>Tom Rekus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05536763745634888809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_KVxvQB7m8Co/RXtjR-FiA5I/AAAAAAAAABI/obb77sctn-0/s72-c/hostage+joins.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1342932139820314405.post-9039416297233104288</id><published>2006-12-08T17:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-08T17:47:46.179-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_KVxvQB7m8Co/RXoU5eFiA4I/AAAAAAAAAA0/OMcZz0v4HvE/s1600-h/Whereabouts.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_KVxvQB7m8Co/RXoU5eFiA4I/AAAAAAAAAA0/OMcZz0v4HvE/s320/Whereabouts.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5006336913337090946" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span lang="en-us"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Viable location you say.  It's a big world so let me narrow your search.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;dl id="comments-block"&gt;&lt;dt id="c3218411976431761781"&gt;                     &lt;a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/05280066634026020316" rel="nofollow" onclick=""&gt;HaVoK-13&lt;/a&gt;    said...&lt;/dt&gt;&lt;dt id="c3218411976431761781"&gt;Little Bo Peep!!!! I am offering my services for a snatch-and-extract on elfie. I have intelligence that point to a viable location for "Operation Jingle Bells".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/dt&gt;&lt;dd&gt;&lt;p&gt;We will discuss terms with our next communique.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HaVoK-13 Out  &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="comment-timestamp"&gt; December 8, 2006 8:31 AM &lt;/p&gt;   &lt;/dd&gt;&lt;dt id="c5116498449640686089"&gt;                     &lt;a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/05280066634026020316" rel="nofollow" onclick=""&gt;HaVoK-13&lt;/a&gt;    said...      &lt;/dt&gt;&lt;dd&gt; &lt;p&gt;  Peep,&lt;br /&gt;You can contact my team here:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://operationjinglebells.blogspot.com/&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HaVoK-13 Out  &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="comment-timestamp"&gt; December 8, 2006 8:35 AM &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/dd&gt;&lt;/dl&gt; &lt;span lang="en-us"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Remarkable boy. I do admire your courage. I  think I'll eat your heart.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1342932139820314405-9039416297233104288?l=wehavetheelf.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wehavetheelf.blogspot.com/feeds/9039416297233104288/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1342932139820314405&amp;postID=9039416297233104288' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1342932139820314405/posts/default/9039416297233104288'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1342932139820314405/posts/default/9039416297233104288'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wehavetheelf.blogspot.com/2006/12/viable-location-you-say.html' title=''/><author><name>Tom Rekus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05536763745634888809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_KVxvQB7m8Co/RXoU5eFiA4I/AAAAAAAAAA0/OMcZz0v4HvE/s72-c/Whereabouts.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1342932139820314405.post-3861927347978077198</id><published>2006-12-08T17:31:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-08T17:34:38.451-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;dl id="comments-block"&gt;&lt;dt id="c7597474807424587958"&gt;                     &lt;a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/04304847928572632101" rel="nofollow" onclick=""&gt;The Elf&lt;/a&gt;    said...      &lt;/dt&gt;&lt;dd&gt; &lt;p&gt;  You betrayed me you fool and I will see to it that you get what you deserve!&lt;br /&gt;P.S. You're one sick bastard!  &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="comment-timestamp"&gt; December 8, 2006 4:22 AM &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/dd&gt;&lt;/dl&gt;&lt;span lang="en-us"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Now you're being rude, and I hate rude  people.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="en-us"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1342932139820314405-3861927347978077198?l=wehavetheelf.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wehavetheelf.blogspot.com/feeds/3861927347978077198/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1342932139820314405&amp;postID=3861927347978077198' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1342932139820314405/posts/default/3861927347978077198'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1342932139820314405/posts/default/3861927347978077198'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wehavetheelf.blogspot.com/2006/12/elf-said.html' title=''/><author><name>Tom Rekus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05536763745634888809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1342932139820314405.post-5340628924781863412</id><published>2006-12-07T15:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-07T15:59:14.875-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_KVxvQB7m8Co/RXiqyeFiA1I/AAAAAAAAAAY/VXEYh5cZQ0s/s1600-h/Zombie+pics+099.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_KVxvQB7m8Co/RXiqyeFiA1I/AAAAAAAAAAY/VXEYh5cZQ0s/s400/Zombie+pics+099.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5005938769868751698" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1342932139820314405-5340628924781863412?l=wehavetheelf.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wehavetheelf.blogspot.com/feeds/5340628924781863412/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1342932139820314405&amp;postID=5340628924781863412' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1342932139820314405/posts/default/5340628924781863412'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1342932139820314405/posts/default/5340628924781863412'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wehavetheelf.blogspot.com/2006/12/i-do-wish-we-could-chat-longer-but.html' title=''/><author><name>Tom Rekus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05536763745634888809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_KVxvQB7m8Co/RXiqyeFiA1I/AAAAAAAAAAY/VXEYh5cZQ0s/s72-c/Zombie+pics+099.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
